When it comes to clothes dryers, their main purpose is clear: to dry your clothes. However, modern dryers offer a plethora of features that go above and beyond this basic function. While they may seem versatile, don’t try to use your dryer to defrost a frozen-solid turkey – a mistake hilariously portrayed in the Fox network sitcom “New Girl.” Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for the turkey, the dryer, or the apartment.